Haha sorry for the cheesy blog title. I just find the line to be funny. Ok, ok let's move on shall we?
So I have finished my bloody exams. I feel so happy but it is only short lived. Do you want to know why? Because ( eh, sendiri tanya sendiri jawab. sila layan sahaja )the new semester will start in 1 and a half day. Bummer! And the yuckiest thing is, I have bought my new law books! God, what can be more interesting aite? I know you dont give a damn but i STILL want to tell what modules i will be taking for the next semester ( haha poor you readers, being forced to read this nonsense ).
JURISPRUDENCE
ENVIRONMENTAL LAW
LAND LAW
I know angels, it sounds interesting. Im looking forward for it too. Just hope that my loathe towards law will decrease and replaced by eternal love. Wowwww.
I have watched many movies, and yes Im so happy despite only for less than a week. Its better than never. Oh yes, Westlife got me bad. I just love their wonderful songs and been listening to them for every single minute. Try to listen to their songs and you will love them too. :)
Oh, I have transformed into a human, not a zombie like previous days. Brilliant news ya? Yes, Im proud of my human form haha. You dont have to be scared of me anymore. Children just dont cry anymore when I passed by. ( claps )
Ok, This entry has to end abruptly because a movie is waiting for me. Can you see it is waving at me? I can! Haha, see ya!
Saturday 30 January 2010
Wednesday 13 January 2010
Cliche scenes!
Ok, ok, im all cured now. Dont let the title fooled you, thinking I'm still addicted to movies. Well..for now anyways. After the exams, everything will be back to normal haha. Ok anyway.. for no reasons, I feel like writing most of movie's cliche scenes which are very cheesy and quite memorable:
Cliche scene 1: Bf and gf are having an argument. And the girl will usually say,'' I hate you! I dont love you anymore!!! Leave me aloneeeeeeee!'' And the bf will come closer with teary eyes and dramatically demands ,'' Look me in the eyes and say you *dont* love me!'' The girl will cry and have a hard time to say it and they make up and lived happily ever after. ( what's the deal with 'eyes' anyway? why not 'face'? haha )
Cliche scene 2: A boy breaks his mother's favourite vase and the mother will look at the child with full of love and concern,'' Are you okay?'' The child apologises and says it was an accident. The mother will normally clean up the mess and says ,''I know, it is not your fault, sweetie.'' ( i think in real life, the mother will at least be a little upset.)
Cliche scene 3: ( attention, this only applies to MALAYSIAN MOVIES). The daughter/son was graduated from overseas. And people will ask,''Oh, where did you study?'' The usual answer will be,''America.'' ( it is never 'canada' or 'france' or 'belgium' or 'italy.' why??? hmmmmm, this is thought provoking! )
Cliche scene 4 : Guy and girl are in love. Girl's family doesnt approve their relationship, usually because the guy is poor. The girl will be forced into a marriage with a rich guy. But in the end, usually during the girl's wedding day, the rich guy will realise that he will only get her body but not her heart ( haha oh my, this is *so* cheesy ) and willingly give the girl to her lover. So before the end credits, we will see the bridegroom is the lover. And the rich guy will clap 'happily' from behind . ( yeah right, like anyone will believe that! oh and I guess the rich guy will claim the money for the ceremony? )
Cliche scene 5: When a murderer is inside the house, it is *always* a good idea to run upstairs instead of getting out of the house. What can I say, an 'excellent' move indeed. Oh, and when the character hears noises from outside, she will 'check' what's going on outside and will say, ''Hello? Helloooo? Anyone there?''
Cliche scene 6: ( Malaysian movies again). It is always about 'dato', 'tan sri', 'datin' and business companies. They will always talk about 'how to get the tender' or ' their needs to merge with Mawar Holdings' or the boss will always asks ,'' how's the proposal?'' or ''let's play golf with the client, so, we can get the tender''. Haha I've had enough of this. Next!
Cliche scene 7 : Stalkers are usually good looking. So the audience will root for the creepy stalkers despite their craziness.
Cliche scene 8: In Bollywood movies, when the evil plot is known by a character, he will clap his hands loudly in a slow pace and say, ''Syabas Inspector Shahab, SYABAS!'' ( then, audience will hear dramatic thunder roars )
Cliche scene 9: Heroes or villains are exceptionally strong. Despite being hit by chairs / rolled over by car / burned in fire / fell from building / hit by bottle(s), they will remain strong and sassy. Do you have beast inside you honey?
Cliche scene 10: When the victim is hiding from the killer, the killer will croon and say in a soothing tone,'' Come on, please come out now. I wont kill you, I just want to talk.'' ( duhhhhhh haha )
Okay, that's it for now. Nothing else came into my mind at the moment. Cheerio! :)
Cliche scene 1: Bf and gf are having an argument. And the girl will usually say,'' I hate you! I dont love you anymore!!! Leave me aloneeeeeeee!'' And the bf will come closer with teary eyes and dramatically demands ,'' Look me in the eyes and say you *dont* love me!'' The girl will cry and have a hard time to say it and they make up and lived happily ever after. ( what's the deal with 'eyes' anyway? why not 'face'? haha )
Cliche scene 2: A boy breaks his mother's favourite vase and the mother will look at the child with full of love and concern,'' Are you okay?'' The child apologises and says it was an accident. The mother will normally clean up the mess and says ,''I know, it is not your fault, sweetie.'' ( i think in real life, the mother will at least be a little upset.)
Cliche scene 3: ( attention, this only applies to MALAYSIAN MOVIES). The daughter/son was graduated from overseas. And people will ask,''Oh, where did you study?'' The usual answer will be,''America.'' ( it is never 'canada' or 'france' or 'belgium' or 'italy.' why??? hmmmmm, this is thought provoking! )
Cliche scene 4 : Guy and girl are in love. Girl's family doesnt approve their relationship, usually because the guy is poor. The girl will be forced into a marriage with a rich guy. But in the end, usually during the girl's wedding day, the rich guy will realise that he will only get her body but not her heart ( haha oh my, this is *so* cheesy ) and willingly give the girl to her lover. So before the end credits, we will see the bridegroom is the lover. And the rich guy will clap 'happily' from behind . ( yeah right, like anyone will believe that! oh and I guess the rich guy will claim the money for the ceremony? )
Cliche scene 5: When a murderer is inside the house, it is *always* a good idea to run upstairs instead of getting out of the house. What can I say, an 'excellent' move indeed. Oh, and when the character hears noises from outside, she will 'check' what's going on outside and will say, ''Hello? Helloooo? Anyone there?''
Cliche scene 6: ( Malaysian movies again). It is always about 'dato', 'tan sri', 'datin' and business companies. They will always talk about 'how to get the tender' or ' their needs to merge with Mawar Holdings' or the boss will always asks ,'' how's the proposal?'' or ''let's play golf with the client, so, we can get the tender''. Haha I've had enough of this. Next!
Cliche scene 7 : Stalkers are usually good looking. So the audience will root for the creepy stalkers despite their craziness.
Cliche scene 8: In Bollywood movies, when the evil plot is known by a character, he will clap his hands loudly in a slow pace and say, ''Syabas Inspector Shahab, SYABAS!'' ( then, audience will hear dramatic thunder roars )
Cliche scene 9: Heroes or villains are exceptionally strong. Despite being hit by chairs / rolled over by car / burned in fire / fell from building / hit by bottle(s), they will remain strong and sassy. Do you have beast inside you honey?
Cliche scene 10: When the victim is hiding from the killer, the killer will croon and say in a soothing tone,'' Come on, please come out now. I wont kill you, I just want to talk.'' ( duhhhhhh haha )
Okay, that's it for now. Nothing else came into my mind at the moment. Cheerio! :)
Friday 8 January 2010
A Funny Story
The other day, we went to ASDA ( an awesome supermarket) to buy ourselves groceries. As usual, our original plan was to go to ASDA by bus and buy *a few* groceries and get home by bus too as our groceries wont be too many. However...
THE RESULT: LOTS of groceries, so had to go home by taxi. ( we were not surprised by this because our plans to buY a few groceries never worked before this. Fatin went half-mad when she saw chocolates especially ''Yorkie'' and Ili's sanity was blown away when she passed the frozen food section. Haha. Sorry mates, you know how much I love you :p ).
Anyway, back to the story, the weather was so cold and chilling and we had to queue up to get a taxi. After minutes of waiting, we managed to get ourselves a taxi ( thank god! ). This is where the funny story starts..
The taxi driver was a young man. He got out from the car and helped us with our groceries. He seemed 'friendly' and when he opened his mouth, the 'fun' began..
Taxi driver : Hiya, where are you ladies going?
Us : We r going to 'X' ( haha the address is a secret :p. )
Taxi driver : Ok, hop in!
So we hopped in inside the car and the three of us squeezed ourselves at the back.
Taxi driver: Where did you come from?
Us: Malaysia.
Taxi driver: Where's Malaysia?
X: In Asia.
Taxi driver: Oh, I always got confused you know. Describe Malaysia.
z: There are many races there but the main races are Malay, Chinese, and Indian.
Taxi driver: I see. What about the food?
Y: We got lots of mixed food due to the mixed races.
Taxi driver: I see I see. And what are you?
Y: We are malays.
Taxi driver: Are you guys triplets?
Z: No. It doesnt mean that we wear scarves means that we are triplets. ( haha duhhhh)
Taxi driver: So you got boyfriends yeahhhh?
X: Yes. ( we dont have any but decided to say that to avoid him from asking further, but, boy, he never stopped)
Taxi driver: ( his eyes were almost popped out from his head) ALL of you?
X: Yes. ( and we were kicking each other's legs)
Taxi driver: Wowww wowwww wowwww yeahhhh. ( his hands dramatically flew everywhere. Lesson number 1, watch your steering wheel,Romeo! ) Where are your boyfriends?
Y: Back in Malaysia. ( and why the innocent questions about Malaysia turned into *this*?)
Taxi driver: Whattt? You girls are here and your boyfriends are in Malaysia? Come on, all of you are far away from each other. Let's get single and get ready to mingle yeahhh yeahhhh. ( at this point, we were fighting ourselves not to laugh. Way too funny! )
Z: No, we made promises. ( yeah right X,the only promise you made was to your imaginary boyfriend haha )
Taxi driver: So when was the last time you met your boyfriends?
Y: Summer. We go back to Malaysia every summer.
Taxi driver : I dont get it. Long distance relationship is *so* out of question yeahhhh yeahhhh ( suddenly he turned into bimbotic mode). Did you live together with your boyfriends?
Z: No. ( more kickings going on)
Taxi driver: I *dont* understand. There are many options here. You can choose many men here and you choose to be loyal? You must get ready to mingle yeahhhhhh yeahhhhh. (one more time if he said ''yeahhh yeahhhh'' im going to shoot myself).
X: No, a promise is a promise ( our legs were sore due to lots of kickings going on)
Taxi driver: Haha I dont believe in promises. You girls are still young. You should keep your options open yeahhhh yeahhhhhh. ( okay, shoot me now, I dont care anymore)
The moral of the story : Long distance relationship is *so* out of question ( and yes, say it in bimbotic tone) Ops.. I mean, Long distance relationship is *so* out of question YEAHHHHH YEAHHHHH.
THE RESULT: LOTS of groceries, so had to go home by taxi. ( we were not surprised by this because our plans to buY a few groceries never worked before this. Fatin went half-mad when she saw chocolates especially ''Yorkie'' and Ili's sanity was blown away when she passed the frozen food section. Haha. Sorry mates, you know how much I love you :p ).
Anyway, back to the story, the weather was so cold and chilling and we had to queue up to get a taxi. After minutes of waiting, we managed to get ourselves a taxi ( thank god! ). This is where the funny story starts..
The taxi driver was a young man. He got out from the car and helped us with our groceries. He seemed 'friendly' and when he opened his mouth, the 'fun' began..
Taxi driver : Hiya, where are you ladies going?
Us : We r going to 'X' ( haha the address is a secret :p. )
Taxi driver : Ok, hop in!
So we hopped in inside the car and the three of us squeezed ourselves at the back.
Taxi driver: Where did you come from?
Us: Malaysia.
Taxi driver: Where's Malaysia?
X: In Asia.
Taxi driver: Oh, I always got confused you know. Describe Malaysia.
z: There are many races there but the main races are Malay, Chinese, and Indian.
Taxi driver: I see. What about the food?
Y: We got lots of mixed food due to the mixed races.
Taxi driver: I see I see. And what are you?
Y: We are malays.
Taxi driver: Are you guys triplets?
Z: No. It doesnt mean that we wear scarves means that we are triplets. ( haha duhhhh)
Taxi driver: So you got boyfriends yeahhhh?
X: Yes. ( we dont have any but decided to say that to avoid him from asking further, but, boy, he never stopped)
Taxi driver: ( his eyes were almost popped out from his head) ALL of you?
X: Yes. ( and we were kicking each other's legs)
Taxi driver: Wowww wowwww wowwww yeahhhh. ( his hands dramatically flew everywhere. Lesson number 1, watch your steering wheel,Romeo! ) Where are your boyfriends?
Y: Back in Malaysia. ( and why the innocent questions about Malaysia turned into *this*?)
Taxi driver: Whattt? You girls are here and your boyfriends are in Malaysia? Come on, all of you are far away from each other. Let's get single and get ready to mingle yeahhh yeahhhh. ( at this point, we were fighting ourselves not to laugh. Way too funny! )
Z: No, we made promises. ( yeah right X,the only promise you made was to your imaginary boyfriend haha )
Taxi driver: So when was the last time you met your boyfriends?
Y: Summer. We go back to Malaysia every summer.
Taxi driver : I dont get it. Long distance relationship is *so* out of question yeahhhh yeahhhh ( suddenly he turned into bimbotic mode). Did you live together with your boyfriends?
Z: No. ( more kickings going on)
Taxi driver: I *dont* understand. There are many options here. You can choose many men here and you choose to be loyal? You must get ready to mingle yeahhhhhh yeahhhhh. (one more time if he said ''yeahhh yeahhhh'' im going to shoot myself).
X: No, a promise is a promise ( our legs were sore due to lots of kickings going on)
Taxi driver: Haha I dont believe in promises. You girls are still young. You should keep your options open yeahhhh yeahhhhhh. ( okay, shoot me now, I dont care anymore)
The moral of the story : Long distance relationship is *so* out of question ( and yes, say it in bimbotic tone) Ops.. I mean, Long distance relationship is *so* out of question YEAHHHHH YEAHHHHH.
Wednesday 6 January 2010
Who's outside?
''Gosh, I dont want to read about any testamentary wills anymore! sheesh!'' I flipped through the pages, hoping, some live action stuff magically appeared on the pages of my law books.
Hungry for some kick-arse actions, I switched on ''youtube'' to watch a good movie ( not ''Budak Kelantan'' ok, ili, no offence haha ) . However, after a few parts, my eyes were screaming for attention, so, I slumped myself on the bed and closed my eyes eagerly.
However, I couldnt get any sleep as I was feeling excited, I didnt know why so I decided to look outside the window to see some beautiful snow fell off the sky just like in 'Narnia'. With a huge smile on my face, I yanked the curtain open.
Suddenly......I saw.............
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a MASSIVE *creepy* snowman was looking at me with an evil grin on 'his' face!
His grin was pure evil , just like the Joker in 'Batman'. I was so shocked and accidentally banged my head on the window. ouch!!! a BIG TIME OUCH! If he was alive, I bet he would laugh his ass off. Darn you, snowmannn! :'(
I quickly recovered and covered myself under my comfortable and warm duvet, afraid to look outside. ( actually, I was more shocked than afraid but anyway...). Suddenly, in my mind, I remembered a movie called ''It'' where a psychopath clown eats innocent children and started to compare the creepy snowman with that TWISTED clown.
Clown = Snowman
Are they the same?
After jolting down all possible arguments about the similarities, including comparing and contrasting, along with some hardcore searchings on the internet the result was..
Twisted clown = Creepy snowman.
So I concluded that they are pretty much the same. The end.
Ps: The creepy snowman is still there, refuses to melt away. Melt away snowman, you are scaring me! :(
I better hug my phantom of the opera fridge magnet to push my fear away. What a lame excuse hehe :)
Edit:
we made our own snowman behind our backyard. although it looked creepy, not as creepy as the snowman opposite our house. :)
Hungry for some kick-arse actions, I switched on ''youtube'' to watch a good movie ( not ''Budak Kelantan'' ok, ili, no offence haha ) . However, after a few parts, my eyes were screaming for attention, so, I slumped myself on the bed and closed my eyes eagerly.
However, I couldnt get any sleep as I was feeling excited, I didnt know why so I decided to look outside the window to see some beautiful snow fell off the sky just like in 'Narnia'. With a huge smile on my face, I yanked the curtain open.
Suddenly......I saw.............
.........
...........
..............
..................
......................
..........................
.............................
.................................
....................................
a MASSIVE *creepy* snowman was looking at me with an evil grin on 'his' face!
His grin was pure evil , just like the Joker in 'Batman'. I was so shocked and accidentally banged my head on the window. ouch!!! a BIG TIME OUCH! If he was alive, I bet he would laugh his ass off. Darn you, snowmannn! :'(
I quickly recovered and covered myself under my comfortable and warm duvet, afraid to look outside. ( actually, I was more shocked than afraid but anyway...). Suddenly, in my mind, I remembered a movie called ''It'' where a psychopath clown eats innocent children and started to compare the creepy snowman with that TWISTED clown.
Clown = Snowman
Are they the same?
After jolting down all possible arguments about the similarities, including comparing and contrasting, along with some hardcore searchings on the internet the result was..
Twisted clown = Creepy snowman.
So I concluded that they are pretty much the same. The end.
Ps: The creepy snowman is still there, refuses to melt away. Melt away snowman, you are scaring me! :(
I better hug my phantom of the opera fridge magnet to push my fear away. What a lame excuse hehe :)
Edit:
we made our own snowman behind our backyard. although it looked creepy, not as creepy as the snowman opposite our house. :)
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