Cliche scenes!

Ok, ok, im all cured now. Dont let the title fooled you, thinking I'm still addicted to movies. Well..for now anyways. After the exams, everything will be back to normal haha. Ok anyway.. for no reasons, I feel like writing most of movie's cliche scenes which are very cheesy and quite memorable:

Cliche scene 1: Bf and gf are having an argument. And the girl will usually say,'' I hate you! I dont love you anymore!!! Leave me aloneeeeeeee!'' And the bf will come closer with teary eyes and dramatically demands ,'' Look me in the eyes and say you *dont* love me!'' The girl will cry and have a hard time to say it and they make up and lived happily ever after. ( what's the deal with 'eyes' anyway? why not 'face'? haha )

Cliche scene 2: A boy breaks his mother's favourite vase and the mother will look at the child with full of love and concern,'' Are you okay?'' The child apologises and says it was an accident. The mother will normally clean up the mess and says ,''I know, it is not your fault, sweetie.'' ( i think in real life, the mother will at least be a little upset.)

Cliche scene 3: ( attention, this only applies to MALAYSIAN MOVIES). The daughter/son was graduated from overseas. And people will ask,''Oh, where did you study?'' The usual answer will be,''America.'' ( it is never 'canada' or 'france' or 'belgium' or 'italy.' why??? hmmmmm, this is thought provoking! )

Cliche scene 4 : Guy and girl are in love. Girl's family doesnt approve their relationship, usually because the guy is poor. The girl will be forced into a marriage with a rich guy. But in the end, usually during the girl's wedding day, the rich guy will realise that he will only get her body but not her heart ( haha oh my, this is *so* cheesy ) and willingly give the girl to her lover. So before the end credits, we will see the bridegroom is the lover. And the rich guy will clap 'happily' from behind . ( yeah right, like anyone will believe that! oh and I guess the rich guy will claim the money for the ceremony? )

Cliche scene 5: When a murderer is inside the house, it is *always* a good idea to run upstairs instead of getting out of the house. What can I say, an 'excellent' move indeed. Oh, and when the character hears noises from outside, she will 'check' what's going on outside and will say, ''Hello? Helloooo? Anyone there?''

Cliche scene 6: ( Malaysian movies again). It is always about 'dato', 'tan sri', 'datin' and business companies. They will always talk about 'how to get the tender' or ' their needs to merge with Mawar Holdings' or the boss will always asks ,'' how's the proposal?'' or ''let's play golf with the client, so, we can get the tender''. Haha I've had enough of this. Next!

Cliche scene 7 : Stalkers are usually good looking. So the audience will root for the creepy stalkers despite their craziness.

Cliche scene 8: In Bollywood movies, when the evil plot is known by a character, he will clap his hands loudly in a slow pace and say, ''Syabas Inspector Shahab, SYABAS!'' ( then, audience will hear dramatic thunder roars )

Cliche scene 9: Heroes or villains are exceptionally strong. Despite being hit by chairs / rolled over by car / burned in fire / fell from building / hit by bottle(s), they will remain strong and sassy. Do you have beast inside you honey?

Cliche scene 10: When the victim is hiding from the killer, the killer will croon and say in a soothing tone,'' Come on, please come out now. I wont kill you, I just want to talk.'' ( duhhhhhh haha )

Okay, that's it for now. Nothing else came into my mind at the moment. Cheerio! :)